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Privacy Policy

Last updated: December 2024

1. Information We Collect

We collect information you provide directly to us, such as when you:

  • Purchase our limited edition cereals
  • Subscribe to our newsletter
  • Contact our customer support
  • Participate in surveys or promotions

2. How We Use Your Information

We use the information we collect to:

  • Process and fulfill your cereal orders
  • Send you important updates about your order
  • Provide customer support
  • Send marketing communications (with your consent)
  • Improve our products and services

3. Information Sharing

We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer your personal information to third parties except:

  • To trusted service providers who help us operate our business
  • When required by law or to protect our rights
  • In connection with a business transfer or sale

4. Data Security

We implement appropriate security measures to protect your personal information against unauthorized access, alteration, disclosure, or destruction. All payment processing is handled securely through Stripe.

5. Your Rights

You have the right to:

  • Access your personal information
  • Correct inaccurate information
  • Request deletion of your information
  • Opt-out of marketing communications

6. Contact Us

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us at:

Email: privacy@breakfastbattles.com

Terms of Service

Last updated: December 2024

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing and using Breakfast Battles, you accept and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. This is a satirical website offering real cereal products with humorous themes.

2. Product Information

Our limited edition cereals are:

  • Real, edible breakfast cereals made with quality ingredients
  • Limited to 1,000 boxes per flavor
  • Collector's items with satirical packaging
  • Not affiliated with any real-world political entities

3. Orders and Payment

When you place an order:

  • Payment is processed securely through Stripe
  • Orders are final once payment is confirmed
  • We reserve the right to cancel orders due to inventory limitations
  • Prices are subject to change without notice

4. Shipping and Returns

We offer:

  • Free shipping on all orders
  • 30-day return policy for unopened products
  • Expedited shipping for limited edition items
  • International shipping where permitted

5. Intellectual Property

All content on this website, including product names, designs, and branding, is owned by Breakfast Battles LLC. This is a parody website and all names and themes are used for satirical purposes.

6. Limitation of Liability

Breakfast Battles LLC shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages resulting from your use of our products or website.

7. Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of California, United States. Any disputes will be resolved in the courts of San Francisco County.

This is a satirical website. All products are real and edible, but themes are for entertainment purposes only.

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